My gift is my song and this one's for you. Harold had an anatomically impossible response to Susan's "Any requests?" but he kept it to himself. How many walks must a man shovel clear, before he can go watch the game. Here’s my performance for an audience of one, just like the Republicans in the Senate. She's said to be instrumental in her husband's efforts Shovel that funky white stuff, white boy. It was at this point in time that Carl had to acknowledge that Gloria indeed had a playlist for every occasion. I may as well practice while our ears are covered.Ĭalifornia dreamin' on such a winter's day How many times must my husband shovel snow, before we move much farther south? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. No, no - you scoop on the ONE and the THREE. This next song I like to call, The husband who was too cheap It's hard work and I will help you.by playing stand by your man. The trombone would have stuck to my lips. YESTERDAY, all the snow seemed so far way. Put your shovel in, put your shovel out, put your shovel in and you shake it all about. I don't know why you are complaining-I'm the one out here playing without gloves. I've almost got the chords to "Stand By Your Man."ĩ9 shovels of snow on the walk, 99 shovels of snow. Yesterday, the need to shovel seemed so far away. When I said I needed help, I didn't mean the Beatles song I'll tell you what's not helping, that grunting sound you keep making during my solo. Herniated disc and your boots are all wet. I got this with the money we saved on the snow blower. Yes and how many sidewalks must a man not salt, before he listens to his wife? If I had a shovel, I’d shovel in the morning, I’d shovel in the evening all over this path. In the days and weeks since the holidays, the Peloton wife continued to find many unique and special ways to thank her husband for his thoughtful gift. See, this is so much better! I can hardly hear myself when you use the snowblower. "I can still hear her.Īll the leaves are gone, and the snow is gray. Well, I figured you’d like this since you always play your guitar while I wash the dishes, Mark.Īs Cynthia played the song for the 700th time she failed to realize that Tom wasnt shoveling, but digging a hole. Hmm, I don't know 'Help!' How about 'Hey Jude'? What did you think I meant when I said that I would accompany you?īut “Let It Snow” is the only song I’ve learned so far.īut you said you wanted me to accompany you.Īnd in his yard he had some snow, ee i ee i o. Here’s a little song I wrote about hiring the neighbor kid to do this before you die of a heart attack. Would you like me to sing California Dreamin again ? Isn’t this so much better than snowblower noise? You're the one who promised to be more supportive during my minstrel cycle.
you scoop one up and give it a chuck, ninety-eight shovels of snow on the ground. Ninety-nine shovels of snow on the ground, ninety-nine shovels of snow. Only five more blocks to my guitar lesson! This next one goes out to the hardest working man in snow business. Still my guitar gently weeps.įor my next number, I'd like to sing "Nobody Knows the Shovels I've Seen. I look at the drive and I see it needs shoveling. Why can't you just wear an iPod like everyone else.?Īny other requests besides 'Karen, Grab a Damn Shovel'? If I had a shovel, I'd shovel in the mor-mor-ningĪnd my next number is a little tune I picked up in Florida just before you decided to move us back to Vermont Oh, you’re cold and tired? Hold on, let me get my violin. Shovel 16 tons and what do you get? Another bad shoulder and gloves are all wet.Īnd now, a traditional song from Hawaii, for which there are plenty of bargain flights and nice hotels.
This one's about a man who wouldn't buy a snowblower. He’ll be shoveling around the corner when he comes!!! He’ll be shoveling. Now you know how I feel when you help in the kitchen. Let me know when you're ready to pick up the tempo!Ĭan you believe Nancy traded me this guitar for the snow blower? "There's snow business like snow business." Look at us! Both enjoying our Christmas gifts to each other. Our next song is dedicated to a special someone who decided not to take the family to his in-law’s Florida timeshare. If I had a shovel, I’d shovel in the morning, I’d shovel in the evening all over this town. Remember when you said, 'WE spent a tough ten hours in labor?" Well, now WE'RE shoveling the snow. I never said I'd help, just that I'd accompany you.
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